Rachel Gendron (Comedienne)

A stand up comic from Portland, Maine.

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What's this bitch doin?

4 Shits & Gig(gle)s
Alongside co-host Nour Hadidi
Last thursday of every month
at Cafe Aleatoire, starts at 9PM
no cover!

upcoming Gigs
Comedy Works
Montreal, QC
February 11th at 8:30


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What’s the newest trend? Recording heaving grunt noises over this specific scene in Jumanji because let’s be honest, not only does he strap on (HA, strap-on) a bunch of bricks, but it’s made of solid oak, contains 4 marble pieces and a crystal ball mechanism. That game is heavy as shit and Allen Parish probably weighs a whopping 95 pounds. Oh, what’s that you say, what’s THIS game, it’s called Jumanjing. #jumanjiobsessed #forreal #thirdjumanjipostonthisblog #jumanjiproblems #topicaljokes

That embarrassing moment when you catch yourself texting someone back to tell them that you’re too busy to hang out because you’ve got a lot going on and then realize you’re opting out of any type of social interaction to watch Disney’s The Big Green. After watching this scene I decided it was time to put on some pants and be a real person.

#toolate

#toolate

Keeping it realer than most.

Keeping it realer than most.

Times are tough when you wake up on a stoop somewhere in downtown Seattle and find yourself sobbing at a McDonalds at 6am. #dayoneofvaykay

Times are tough when you wake up on a stoop somewhere in downtown Seattle and find yourself sobbing at a McDonalds at 6am. #dayoneofvaykay

Nikki Minaj Impression from The Maine Comedy Festival.

My very first heckler. #Jumanji